Do Not Climb Out the Window

magic-window-by-oldvidheadDo not
climb out of
the window tonight
unless an eighteen wheeler
is flying through the air
and is going to crash
into your house.

In this case, you should
jump out the window
before two hundred more
crash into your bedroom.

If 6.8 billion eighteen
wheelers crash through
your bedroom window,
you couldn’t clean it,
your mom would have to do it.
She would have to use her hands
to pick up the wood, and glass, and bed
pieces, and pictures. Then she would
have to rebuild the house.

By Brian, 1st grade
[photo by Oldvidhead via flickr]

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  • Linda Jacobs  On March 5, 2009 at 3:20 pm

    First grade? My high schoolers couldn’t write this well!

    Fantastic!

  • Tumblewords  On March 5, 2009 at 4:03 pm

    Those 18-wheelers make a huge mess! I enjoyed reading this very nifty poem!

  • Melanie-bd  On March 7, 2009 at 11:44 am

    This is very well written and funny too. Loved it.

    love-bd

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